wreckers:

time to drown myself in music to forget about my feelings

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cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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endocrines2014:

katara:

honestlyrad:

When I like someone, I don’t give a fuck about my ego. I’ll text them continually throughout my day even if they haven’t replied. I’ll let them know how much I care about them. I’ll admit when I’m wrong. I’ll tell them I miss them. Life is too short to play stupid games with the one you care about.

this is so………

annoying

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br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

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rapunzelismyspiritanimal:

precumming:

ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

my life struggle

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Anonymous: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
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radhomo:

my new favorite color

radhomo:

my new favorite color

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jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

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jawnsolo:

leaving your room when people are over

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buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

Do you want to know what real procrastination is?

I can’t do algebra, so in one hour I have taught myself morse code, and I have spent the last ten minuets writing the lyrics to Pompeii fluently in morse

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I am the procratination QUEEN

i did not learn morse in less than an hour for 16 notes

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Anonymous: I... I sounded like such a creep. I am so sorry. I swear I'm not a stalker, I just like sending nice messages. Now I'm a creep! Oh gosh, I am so sorry. I'll just stick to asking questions. Have a nice day.

seriously, it’s fine. I don’t think you’re a creep, it’s just foreign that someone is taking an interest in me.

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Anonymous: 1. Yes, I do see the responses. What kind of mystery anon would I be if I didn't keep an eye out for them? 2. Months ask game: March, June, September?

I don’t know, I just wasn’t sure.
wow took me some time to find this, okay.
March: favourite colour - red/burgundy
June: favourite book - I enjoy the skullduggery pleasant books but fell a few books behind in the series.
September: instruments I play/want to play - uhh I tried guitar for about a year and I was pretty bad at it, I’d like to learn piano someday maybe

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lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

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grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

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THEME ♥